Chippy Lido is a 25m outdoor pool in the Oxfordshire Cotswolds. It’s also my favourite place on earth. After working as a cashier and qualifying as a lifeguard, I finally convinced them to let me fix their old website and to give me the logins to their social media. We now have a shiny new site and timetable, a new Instagram account and posters that match the branding. I can still also be found stood in the p*ssing rain in a bright red coat staring at an empty pool.